Hipsters & Haters

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Welcome to the Lady Gaga fandom

  • 1. You'll be called a devil worshipper if you join.
  • 2. Tour merch >>>>>> your life
  • 3. Don't ask us if she has a bf. We won't be entirely sure 90% of the time.
  • 4. You'll grow a dick if you call yourself a little monster. If you already have one, it'll get bigger.
  • 5. We worship gaga's ass.
  • 6. And boobs.
  • 7. We all know a few german words (at least).
  • 8. We tend to not sleep for weeks waiting for stuff to be released.
  • 9. Short-term goal: get in the monster pit.
  • 10. We never get bored, there's always something to deal with/figure out.
  • 11. The FBI wants to think like us.
  • 12. Ed is like a god to us.
  • 13. We won't get sick of people spamming Gaga on twitter. Our desire for her to notice us is as big as everyone else's, we understand.
  • 14. We would kill for new Gagavisions.
  • 15. 99% of the time we'll be able to tell you where Gaga is.
  • 16. The other 1% we'll just say she's in Narnia.
  • 17. Favorite thing: Gaga's hashtags.
  • 18. We call her Gaga, not 'Lady Gaga'
  • 19. We think about the BTWBall at least 5 times/day.
  • 20. We freak out if she stops tweeting for longer than 24 hours.
  • 21. Twitpics > everything
  • 22. We're all secretly very fucking jealous of Tara
  • 23. Lady Starlight
  • 24. 176 Stanton St.
  • 25. Joanne